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Open Question: Warning to ALL men with Delusions?
Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:10:45 GMT
Workplace Hazardous Materials Information Sheet
Substance: Woman
Chemical system: Wo
manufacturer: God
Typical size: Average weight 115 lbs; specimens can vary from 90-200 lbs.
Occurrence: large quantities found in urban areas and shopping malls
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface tension – soft and warm.
2. Exposed surfaces usually cosmetically enhanced.
3. Boils at nothing.
4. Freezes without reason.
5. Melts with special reason.
6. Flavor initially sweet, becomes bitter if used incorrectly.
7. Found in various states of purity from virgin metal to common ore.
8. Yields to pressure if applied to specific points.
9. Sometimes enlarges alarmingly with age.
10. Even brief linking with male substance can cause substance to reproduce with marked physical and mental changes.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has affinity for gold, silver and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. Highly volatile for reasons not clearly understood.
4. Verbal activity greatly increased by alcohol saturation.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known. (See HAZARDS #3).
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental.
2. Relatively brief exposure can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Pleasurable companion until legally owned.
SUBSTANCE VERIFICATION:
1. Pure specimen turns bright pink when observed in natural state.
2. Turns green when compared to better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. May explode spontaneously without cause.
2. Illegal to possess more than one specimen at a time.
3. Avoid specimen contact with plastic credit cards.
From the man? called Theo this is called Jokes! can you get that, if not p*ss off
Open Question: Who is your favorite member in F4 (JVKV) and why?
Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:08:55 GMT
Explain why u like the person u choose. The 10 points will go to the person who like the same member I do, give a good explanation of why and answer all my questions. DON'T answer this question if u don't know who they are. I don't want some random answer just so u can get 2 points. =( Hate people who do that. Also I would like to know if they disbanded yet and any news about their third album. One more question, how do u feel about their name change?
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Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:34:00 GMT
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Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:10:45 GMT
Workplace Hazardous Materials Information Sheet
Substance: Woman
Chemical system: Wo
manufacturer: God
Typical size: Average weight 115 lbs; specimens can vary from 90-200 lbs.
Occurrence: large quantities found in urban areas and shopping malls
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface tension – soft and warm.
2. Exposed surfaces usually cosmetically enhanced.
3. Boils at nothing.
4. Freezes without reason.
5. Melts with special reason.
6. Flavor initially sweet, becomes bitter if used incorrectly.
7. Found in various states of purity from virgin metal to common ore.
8. Yields to pressure if applied to specific points.
9. Sometimes enlarges alarmingly with age.
10. Even brief linking with male substance can cause substance to reproduce with marked physical and mental changes.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has affinity for gold, silver and precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. Highly volatile for reasons not clearly understood.
4. Verbal activity greatly increased by alcohol saturation.
5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known. (See HAZARDS #3).
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental.
2. Relatively brief exposure can be a great aid to relaxation.
3. Pleasurable companion until legally owned.
SUBSTANCE VERIFICATION:
1. Pure specimen turns bright pink when observed in natural state.
2. Turns green when compared to better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. May explode spontaneously without cause.
2. Illegal to possess more than one specimen at a time.
3. Avoid specimen contact with plastic credit cards.
From the man? called Theo this is called Jokes! can you get that, if not p*ss off
Open Question: Who is your favorite member in F4 (JVKV) and why?
Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:08:55 GMT
Explain why u like the person u choose. The 10 points will go to the person who like the same member I do, give a good explanation of why and answer all my questions. DON'T answer this question if u don't know who they are. I don't want some random answer just so u can get 2 points. =( Hate people who do that. Also I would like to know if they disbanded yet and any news about their third album. One more question, how do u feel about their name change?
Art.com - Posters, Art Prints, and Framed Art Leader.
Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:34:00 GMT
Find any Poster, Art Print, Framed Art or Original Art at Great Prices. All Posters and Custom Framing 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed, Fast Delivery.
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