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Open Question: What are some annoying things kids do while wearing Heelys?
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:30:41 GMT
I'm doing a presentation on how dangerous Heelys are and I need some ideas.
Open Question: Do you think that our society is too focused on careers as opposed to happiness?
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Open Question: Im working on a project for "The Most Dangerous Game" book. It's a parody. Any suggestions?
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:15:14 GMT
this is the first page:The Most Funnest Game
Parody of "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell
Off there to the east--," said Whitey while pointing to the west, "somewhere--is a large island. It's rather a mystery--"
Whitey and Raisinfork were on a yacht heading to South America.
"The island is called Ship-Trap Island." Whitey Informed. "Sailors believe the island traps ships and is completely surrounded by water."
"I can't see the Island," remarked Raisinfork.
"That's because we're inside the yacht." said Whitey, with a laugh.
They went outside of the cabin room in which they were in.
"Still can't see anything," admitted Raisinfork. "Ugh! It's almost like my Uncle's annoying black dog that would always get in my way." Raisinfork reminisced "I bought myself a white dog thinking it would cancel out the black dog's presence, you know, since black and white are opposites. Unfortunately, that only made things worse. Now, I had two dogs getting in my way. I finally decided to do the respectable thing any hunter would do. I shot them."
"It will be light enough soon," promised Whitney, not listening to the last words Raisinfork had said. "We should make it in a few days. I hope the chinchilla guns have arrived. We should have some great sport hunting up in the Andes Mountains."
"The best sport in the world," agreed Raisinfork.
"For the hunter," amended Whitey. "Not for the chinchilla."
"Don't talk rot, Whitey," said Raisinfork. "You're a hunter, not a philosopher. Who cares how a chinchilla feels?"
"Perhaps the chinchilla does," observed Whitey.
"Bah! They've no understanding."
"Even so, I rather think chinchillas understand one thing--fear. The fear of pain, the fear of death, the fear of snakes, the fear of heights, and most of all the fear of the monster in their closets."
"Nonsense, Chinchillas don’t have closets. And if they were afraid of heights, then why do they live in the mountains?" Raisinfork said mockingly.
"Okay, I admit I may have gotten a little carried away."
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:30:41 GMT
I'm doing a presentation on how dangerous Heelys are and I need some ideas.
Open Question: Do you think that our society is too focused on careers as opposed to happiness?
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:57:36 GMT
KOL - Kids Online, AOL Web Site for Kids
Sat, 08 Dec 2007 12:15:00 GMT
Play online at this Web site for kids with games, music, cartoons, books, movies, animals and celebrities. The Internet has never been so much fun!
Open Question: Im working on a project for "The Most Dangerous Game" book. It's a parody. Any suggestions?
Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:15:14 GMT
this is the first page:The Most Funnest Game
Parody of "The Most Dangerous Game" by Richard Connell
Off there to the east--," said Whitey while pointing to the west, "somewhere--is a large island. It's rather a mystery--"
Whitey and Raisinfork were on a yacht heading to South America.
"The island is called Ship-Trap Island." Whitey Informed. "Sailors believe the island traps ships and is completely surrounded by water."
"I can't see the Island," remarked Raisinfork.
"That's because we're inside the yacht." said Whitey, with a laugh.
They went outside of the cabin room in which they were in.
"Still can't see anything," admitted Raisinfork. "Ugh! It's almost like my Uncle's annoying black dog that would always get in my way." Raisinfork reminisced "I bought myself a white dog thinking it would cancel out the black dog's presence, you know, since black and white are opposites. Unfortunately, that only made things worse. Now, I had two dogs getting in my way. I finally decided to do the respectable thing any hunter would do. I shot them."
"It will be light enough soon," promised Whitney, not listening to the last words Raisinfork had said. "We should make it in a few days. I hope the chinchilla guns have arrived. We should have some great sport hunting up in the Andes Mountains."
"The best sport in the world," agreed Raisinfork.
"For the hunter," amended Whitey. "Not for the chinchilla."
"Don't talk rot, Whitey," said Raisinfork. "You're a hunter, not a philosopher. Who cares how a chinchilla feels?"
"Perhaps the chinchilla does," observed Whitey.
"Bah! They've no understanding."
"Even so, I rather think chinchillas understand one thing--fear. The fear of pain, the fear of death, the fear of snakes, the fear of heights, and most of all the fear of the monster in their closets."
"Nonsense, Chinchillas don’t have closets. And if they were afraid of heights, then why do they live in the mountains?" Raisinfork said mockingly.
"Okay, I admit I may have gotten a little carried away."
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